Patty Rivers: Look, I’ve really got to go.
Ralph Bort: Isn’t this something, though? Both of us are adults! Both of us adults, here, equals, you know? It’s not like high school. In high school, there were all those levels, you know, groups. Some people were nothing, you know? Some people were something. More something. Right up to the big shots. But, in life, it all evens out! We’re adults! We both lived, done things, you know? You’ve lived! I’ve lived! You know, like you were married, divorced. I was in Nam. You know, here you are smoking cigarettes, you know? You, in high school with your underpants showing. Me, watching. Things are different! Things are really different now! I could even ask you out now, couldn’t I?
Patty Rivers: No.
Season 2, Episode 2
Jane Curtin fills in for Chevy as the Weekend Update anchor because his groin is all ouch-y hurt-y.